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Psalms 8:3-4
"3 When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained; 4 What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?"

THIS IS LORE FOR THE GPA UNIVERSE. IT IS FICTIONAL!

TIMELINE

Date	1: Nelyon	2: Uda	3: Slug	4: Ssrad	5: Rketa	6: Tymical	7: All dates are measured in Nelyon time	8: Parasites	9: Light Ssrad	10: Dark Humans	11: Metal	12: Bio	14: The Iys(DHSR)	15: Dagronus(DHSR)	24: LLuLLdi
1998 A.D.	Earthquakes show the ring of fire on Old Earth is actually a VI 10 Volcano, evacuation begins.	The Uda forms a united nations	Massive Shortages in Iron causes wars amoung nations	Sshsapsu the astronomer sees a Tymical for the first time	The last two nations on Kket Declare war on each other.	The Tymical enter the space era			A secretive group meets on the Ssrad homeworld. They begin another wave brainwashing of unsuspecting prey. This would be the last time they would do this without any knowledge of their existence.	An Alien Civilization has it's last life choked away from it. Binary is the only form of communication. Non-humanoid Machines begin to take over space. Dark humans would call these non-living husks the metal.
1999 A.D.
2000 A.D.
2001 A.D.
2002 A.D.
2003 A.D.
2004 A.D.				The Light society is revealed. Arrests and skirmishes breakout.				Another wave is determined by the counsel however due to a brave, but unknown individual, they become front page news. Arrests and skirmishes breakout.
2005 A.D.		The Uda space program undergoes massive leaps in science.
2006 A.D.		New tech allows the Uda to colonize uninhabitable planets. Bad29 is established in a remote section of space.			The Mykkiy throne is overthrown, Kket is dominated by Ronkk.
2007 A.D.	74% of Old Earth is evacuated, Massive Material shortages begin.
2008 A.D.				First contact with Tymical!		First contact with Ssrad!
2009 A.D.	The Ring of Fire Erupts, Old Earth is destroyed.	The Uda Begins their Information Era. Bad31 Colony is established in an asteroid belt.	The Slugs colonize their moon for iron. Wars cease, The Planet is united	Basic language of the Tymicals are translated. Begin to show the way of passivism.	The last Mykkiy riot ends. Kket is at peace.	Major amount of Tribes do not like the Ssrad teachings.
--A.W.							AGE OF WANDERING
1 A.W.	A split is formed, Some humans travel to find a new planet to inhabit.		Slugs establish 5 of the major Space mining corperations .							A split is formed, Some humans stay to reconstruct earth.
5 A.W.										Dark Humans encounter the Metal	Dark Humans are the first alien race discovered by the Metal
28 A.W.				The Ssrad sends a convoy to the Tymical Homeplanet
32 A.W.				The Ssrad Convoy reaches Tymical. With mixed reception. One of the Ssrads describe the experience as uncivilized.		The Ssrad Convoy reaches Tymical. With mixed reception.					Metal Destroys it's 7th Civilization But like the 2nd it would survive. The Iys.		The Iys have their homeplanet destroyed.
36 A.W.										Humans find another race, They are put as their first slave race.	the last surviving shuttle from the Iys is rescued by the humans.		The last Iys survivors are captured by the Humans. They are relieved.
79 A.W.						Two Tribes (Biter, and Calbak) Have a dispute over trade, and priviteers. War begins later that year.
83 A.W.										Dark humans capture the first Dagronus survivors	Metal destorys a unmodern civilization belonging to the Dagronus			Dagronus have their homeplanet destroyed, few survive, Almost all in that same year are captured by the humans.
84 A.W.				The Ssrad attempts to end a tymical tribal war. However when terms to play, Both fighting tribes consider it unreasonable.		The Ssrad attempts to end a tymical tribal war. However when terms to play, Both fighting tribes consider it unreasonable.
85 A.W.			Mining outpost 137 Is founded.	The Ssrads rejoice over peace on the Tymical homeplanet. However are concerned over the reason why.		Biter, and Calbak Tribes make a peace agreement. To stop Ssrad tyranny.
94 A.W.						(Biter)Colonizes Tymical homeplanet's moon for military purposes. (Calbak)creates two space stations. Armed to the teeth.(HAK) Joins the other two tribes
100 A.W	Human rename themselves Numans, as they were no longer of earthly kind.	Bad29 is destroyed by an unknown entity. Becomes a lost ruin.	Mining outpost 137 receives an unknown transmission From the Ssrad. It is translated.	Comes in contact with the slug		So many Tribes join the military campaign against the Ssrad. That their alliance becomes the United Tribes of Tymical. (UTT)				Despite the conditions Dark humans celebrate 100 years of reconstruction.	The Iys celebrates with Dark humans of their empire.	Dagronus celebrates with Humans of their empire
102 A.W.			The Slug through the Ssrad makes an appearance to the UTT.	The Slug through the Ssrad makes an appearance to the UTT.		The Slug through the Ssrad makes an appearance to the UTT. The Tymical are cautious.
105 A.W.			Slugs grow weary of the Ssrad's Trading policies. They form a smuggling agreement with the UTT			Slugs grow weary of the Ssrad's Trading policies. They form a smuggling agreement with the UTT
135 A.W.			Slugs secretly supply war materials to the Durlikes(UTT)	A Ssrad spy in the UTT is caught in a jailbreak. The Durlikes declares war.		The Durlikes(UTT) Declare war on The Ssrad. For interfering in punishment of criminals.
136 A.W.	Numans start noticing pitch black spots appearing on babies. Due to prolong space exposer.									The Metal and Dark Human territories become intermingled. Battles become a normal way of life. Peace is deemed weak.
137 A.W.			A Slug smuggler is caught by the Ssrad. They let the Slug Government off the hook.	A Slug smuggler is caught by the Ssrad. They let the Slug Government off the hook. Later that year peace is made.		Peace is made with the Ssrad and the Durlikes(UTT). Terms that the Ssrad would not interfere with punishment again.
139 A.W.	The Black spot birth defect is shown to have a use. As the harden skin is shown to be scratch resistant and is uneffected by radiation.		Most Slug trading companies stay out of the 2nd Durlike-Ssrad war.	Durlikes(UTT) Is blackmailed by the Ssrad! Durlikes is outraged and delcares war.		Durlikes(UTT) Is blackmailed by the Ssrad! Durlikes is outraged and delcares war. HAK(UTT) tribe finds out about Durlike(UTT) secret land grabs on their territory and Declares war on them.
141 A.W.	Numans notice some babies are immune to radiation.			The Ssrad comes to peace with the Durlikes(UTT). Much to the dismay of the HAK(UTT).		The Ssrad comes to peace with the Durlikes(UTT). Much to the dismay of the HAK(UTT).
146 A.W.	Numan babies start forming glowing eyes. Due to prolong space exposure.					HAK(UTT) has major victory over the Durlikes(UTT). Terms Durlikes gave up the land they took, and some more.
147 A.W.				The Ssrads make an arrogant demand for policy changes in the Durlike(UTT) Government. Durlikes refuse. Sparking Tensions.		The Ssrads make an arrogant demand for policy changes in the Durlike(UTT) Government. Durlikes refuse. Sparking Tensions.				Dark Humans begin seeing alien life. Word spreads that if you can survive the Metal. The Scraper AKA Dark Humans have a worse fate for you.
148 A.W.			The Slugs have an increased number of jailbreaks. They find a Ssrad spy, and promptly declares war.	The Slugs have an increased number of jailbreaks. They find a Ssrad spy, and promptly declares war. The Durlikes(UTT) Sees the recent events to the slug, and searches for any Ssrad plots. They foil a spy in the act. And Declares war		The Durlikes(UTT) Sees the recent events to the slug, and searches for any Ssrad plots. They foil a Ssrad spy in the act. And Declares war
150 A.W.			The Slugs and Durlikes(UTT) Have a major victory. Ssrad surrenders. Terms: The Ssrad will stop sending spies, and forcing their polices. The 3rd and final Durlike-Ssrad war ends	The Slugs and Durlikes(UTT) Have a major victory. Ssrad surrenders. Terms: The Ssrad will stop sending spies, and forcing their polices. The 3rd and final Durlike-Ssrad war ends		The Slugs and Durlikes(UTT) Have a major victory. Ssrad surrenders. Terms: The Ssrad will stop sending spies, and forcing their polices. The 3rd and final Durlike-Ssrad war ends
212 A.W.	James Birch the first Numan baby to be completely covered with the Black spot birth defect is born
233 A.W.	James Birch begin his career as a military officer. (His adventures begin.)								The Light society begins genetic enhancement of their genes, in order to survive Ssrad raids, and reverse-brainwashing. Their entire bodies become white. The group becomes simply known as the light.
259 A.W.	Officer Birch is promoted to General.
262 A.W.	James Birch consumes a fatal poison.
306 A.W.	Nelyon is used for slang when describing Numans
357 A.W.	The last Nelyon with non-glowing eyes dies.
493 A.W.	Systems are found.	Bad29 is found and rebuilt, and the adventures of Govener Tyrhaqu begins.
499 A.W.		Bad29 receives a music broad cast from the Rketa. Contact is made.			Uda station Bad29 receives a music broad cast from the Rketa. Contact is made.
600 A.W.		Uda are introduced to the other races via the Rketa	Slugs are introduced to the other races via the Ssrad	Ssrad astronomers discover a Rketa Colony. Contact is made.	Ssrad astronomers discover a Rketa Colony. Contact is made.	Tymicals are introduced to the other races via the Ssrad.
612 A.W.		The HAK(UTT) tribe questions Uda ethnics, paranoid about what happened with Ssrad. They declare war.				The HAK(UTT) tribe questions Uda ethnics, paranoid about what happened with Ssrad. They declare war.
613 A.W.		Ssrad demands the Uda-HAK war ends. The Uda attempt to make contact, but this only furthers HAK beliefs.		Ssrad demands the Uda-HAK war ends. The Uda attempt to make contact, but this only furthers HAK beliefs. The entire UTT declares war on the Ssrad.		Ssrad demands the Uda-HAK war ends. The Uda attempt to make contact, but this only furthers HAK beliefs. The entire UTT declares war on the Ssrad.
614 A.W.		The Light society begins making warships, Uda tradeships are captured, and brainwashed. The Ssrad government informs the Uda. The Uda begins the Light Purge.		The Ssrad and UTT make a peace agreement. Terms: {That the Ssrad would not envoke any opinions on the wars of the tribes. } The Light society begins making warships, Uda tradeships are captured, and brainwashed. The Ssrad government informs the Uda. The Uda begins the Light Purge.		The Ssrad and UTT make a peace agreement. Terms: That the Ssrad would not envoke any opinions on the wars of the tribes.		The Light society begins making warships, Uda tradeships are captured, and brainwashed. The Ssrad government informs the Uda. The Uda begins the Light Purge.
619 A.W.		DaWuWuArp begins his teachings of DawuwuArp-usHa, UaazHaus (Nelyon translation "The Great Degeneracy") begins.
620 A.W.		The Uda win a major victory over the HAK(UTT) The Uda-HAK war ends. Terms: The HAK would stop harassing Uda military, and will give back territory that belongs to the Uda				The Uda win a major victory over the HAK(UTT) The Uda-HAK war ends. Terms: The HAK would stop harassing Uda military, and will give back territory that belongs to the Uda
638 A.W.		DaWuWuArp dies. this only strengths his believers .
641 A.W.		Ssrads help starving DawuwuArp-usHa members.
669 A.W.		DawuwuArp-usHa is practiced by more than 50% of Uda. The working class struggles to pay their bills and care for family members that are apart of DawuwuArp-usHa.
695 A.W.		ElKudre(Ssrad) deems DawuwuArp-usHa stupid at it's core. The Ssrads let off relief efforts to the Uda.
742 A.W.	The Nelyons find Alien races in order Uda, Slug, Ssrad, Rketa, Tymical.	Bad29 becomes the first Uda and Nelyon meeting place.	The Slug are introduced to the Nelyon by the Uda	The Ssrad are introduced to the Nelyon by the Uda	The Rketa are introduced to the Nelyon by the Ssrad	The Tymicals are introduced to the Nelyon by the Slug
745 A.W.		The Worker's Wraith riots happen in AdaUda. Lots of DawuwuArp-usHa believers die, most by their own family.
783 A.W.						Iqqur becomes leader over the Guri(UTT). And denounces Durlikes(UTT) for not keeping territory claims seriously. Durlikes agree to stay out. Months later a Durlike tourist group is taken as slaves Despite paying for a tour. Durlikes are outraged!
782 A.W.				Guri(UTT) take numerous Durlike-tymicals Citizens of Guri, As slaves. The Ssrad find the Guri as unjust. A trade deal is made. The Ssrad free roughly 750,000 Durlike-Tymicals from the Guri(UTT) for 750,000 tons of Copper.		Guri(UTT) take numerous Durlike-tymicals Citizens of Guri, As slaves. The Ssrad find the Guri as unjust. A trade deal is made. The Ssrad free roughly 750,000 Durlike-Tymicals from the Guri(UTT) for 750,000 tons of Copper. At the end of the year Iggur of the Guri(UTT) demands the Durlikes(UTT) Give tribute for ruining their land. The Durlike refuses. The Guri declares war.
786 A.W.	A Nelyon vessel trespasses on Guri(UTT) Territory. Surrenders to authorities. Ship is returned, but passengers are tooken as slaves. Durlikes(UTT) counsel suggests an allience. War is declared later that year.	Uubadjda Leader of the OousZpy(Uda) deems Dawuwuarp-usHa as degeneracy. He then made laws with the death penalty for those that commit degeneracy.				A Nelyon vessel trespasses on Guri(UTT) Territory. Surrenders to authorities. Ship is returned, but passengers are tooken as slaves. Durlikes(UTT) counsel suggests an allience. War is declared later that year.
787 A.W.	A Nelyon commando unit assassinates Iggur of the Guri(UTT). Peace is made. Terms: The Guri would cease hostility. Slaves of The war (Nelyons and Durlikes(UTT)) would be released	The people of AdaUda(Uda) despise Uubadjda(Uda), and eventually gets their leader Chada to go to war.				A Nelyon commando unit assassinates Iggur of the Guri(UTT). Peace is made. Terms: The Guri would cease hostility. Slaves of The war (Nelyons and Durlikes(UTT)) would be released
789 A.W.		AdaUda and Udqu make an agreement to stop Uubadjda and his fearless army. OousZpy enters economic prosperity for the first time in ages under war conditions.
790 A.W.		AdaUda is bankrupt, with most of it's working force being slaughtered in the warfront.
794 A.W.		Uubadjda loses war, but his laws would inspire HaHaWubadzOokc to enact the DawuwuArp-usHa massacre.
795 A.W.		OousZpy(Uda) shunts degeneracy again. Neither Uda Nations can intervene, they are in recovery period. DawuwuArp-usHa declares their leaders heretics.
798 A.W.		Working class stops caring for those involved in the DawuwuArp-usHa.
800 A.W.		AdaUda is the last Uda nation to enact laws against degeneracy.
802 A.W.		Very few Udas believe the teachings of DaWuWuArp-usHa. UaazHaus ends.
1246 A.W.				ERC2 has the most dangerous rogue AI ever formed in the GPA's History.
1298 A.W.	A habitiable planet is settled	Sou a small planet on the edge of Uda territory is settled by the Nelyon
1299 A.W.	War begins with the Uda	Viacori Amsuda Claims Nelyon is invading Uda space
1301 A.W.	The planet is named Nearth.	Sou is renamed by the Nelyon, The Uda is outraged
1303 A.W.	First Nelyon megacannon is formed. The skirmishes on HaarpOoch Marks The First Nelyon offensive against the Uda Uda.	Nelyon commandos begin skirmishes on HaarpOoch, Marking The First Nelyon offensive against the Uda	The Slugs join the Alure allience
1304 A.W.	The Rketas join the NEarth-Kket Alliance			The Ssrad joins the Alure Allience	The Rketas join the NEarth-Kket Alliance
1306 A.W.				The Rketa victory over The Ssrad forces them to leave the Alure Allience	The Rketa victory over The Ssrad forces them to leave the Alure Allience
1334 A.W.		The UTT joins the Alure allience				The UTT joins the Alure allience
1347 A.W.	The 2nd biggest Bombing run from the Nelyons begins killing 5 Billion Uda	The 2nd biggest Bombing run from the Nelyons begins killing 5 Billion Uda
1353 A.W.	The UTT has a split and Independ tribes fight for NEarth-Kket Alliance. Durlikes (IND)					The UTT has a split and Independ tribes fight for NEarth-Kket Alliance. Durlikes (IND)
1356 A.W.	The Biggest space battle of the war is fought (Bloody-Echo-74)		The Biggest space battle of the war is fought (Bloody-Echo-74)		The Biggest space battle of the war is fought (Bloody-Echo-74)	The Biggest space battle of the war is fought (Bloody-Echo-74)
1357 A.W.	Slug General Dsetwu successfully defends Kctktwukc despite the odds.		Slug General Dsetwu successfully defends Kctktwukc despite the odds.		Slug General Dsetwu successfully defends Kctktwukc despite the odds.
1397 A.W			The Great Rketa General Atelkkk begins his Brutual 5 year campaign against the Slugs.		The Great Rketa General Atelkkk begins his Brutual 5 year campaign against the Slugs.
1400 A.W.	Captain Gennus, and his crew, Saves the Nelyon from the UTT(Biter Tribe) Zelta 54 time bomb					Zelta 54
1402 A.W.			The Slugs leave the war.
1403 A.W.	Captain Gennus and Various Crew men have The Zelta 54 statue placed in their honour
1406 A.W.					Atelkkk Begins the Ergon Campaign	Atelkkk Begins the Ergon Campaign
1413 A.W.					Atelkkk Sacrifices himself to win the Ergon Campaign.
1472 A.W.					The Bloodiest battle of the war is fought.	The Bloodiest battle of the war is fought. Between the UTT vs the Rketa. The invasion of the Rketa homeworld, Kket
1474 A.W.	NEarth is captured by the Uda,	Uda captures Neylon homeplanet Sou (NEarth)
1482 A.W.	The biggest bombing run from the Nelyons takes it's toll of 12 Billion Uda	The biggest bombing run from the Nelyons takes it's toll of 12 Billion Uda
1483 A.W.	NEarth is reclaimed by the Nelyons. They are surprised to find The Zelta 54 statue is still intact.	NEarth is reclaimed by the Nelyons.
1484 A.W.	Nelyon City is formed		The Slugs reenter the War.
1506 A.W.			Major skrimishes happen to the peaceful Ssrad. From the Slugs.	Major skrimishes happen to the peaceful Ssrad. From the Slugs.
1508 A.W.	The Great Peace Agreement is Signed.	The Great Peace Agreement is Signed.	The Great Peace Agreement is Signed.	The Great Peace Agreement is Signed.	The Great Peace Agreement is Signed.	The Great Peace Agreement is Signed.
--G.E							THE GPA ERA
1 G.E.	The nelyons begin the GE naming system,				The Rketas begin Atelkkk Day, and finally set up a memorial to comerate him.
3 G.E.	The Nelyons have a few wars with some independent Tymical Tribes.(Durlikes, Qqoqs)					The Nelyons have a few wars with some independent Tymical Tribes.(Durlikes, Qqoqs)
6 G.E.				The Grand prix is hosted on the Ssrad's planet Ysscapssup.
473-503 G.E.	Age of the Pyroflies	Age of the Pyroflies	Age of the Pyroflies	Age of the Pyroflies	Age of the Pyroflies	Age of the Pyroflies		After provoking the GPA. The parasites would finally meet their match, and eradication.
535 G.E.								The GPA and the metal engage in the first conflicts.
536 G.E.											The Metal destroys the Okbkekskek's homeworld.				The homeworld is destroyed by the metal. The shock is heard throughout the GPA.
572 G.E.						Dagottle begins his military career.
573 G.E.		Haqubad begins his rough rookie year on the GPA border patrol.				Dagottle enlists in the GPA border patrol. Haqubad is in his squad.
574 G.E.		Haqubad returns from the border patrol, enlists in the slug military.				Dagottle becomes a captain, and a reputable one.
582 G.E.	Luke Hunter clones himself for a secret work force, the 8th Clone begins to question himself. wondering why his template never thought about the clones that would share his memories. Would act like himself. Rather than hold this against his template, he vowed never to be like him.
585 G.E.	Luke Hunters takes favor in his 8th clone eventually he pitties him, and releases him. The 8th clone renamed himself Hospics. To remind himself why he is, and why he was spared. He starts a organization to help the poor, and hungry
590 G.E.	Hospics becomes known as a saint. He later reveals that he is a clone.
593 G.E.	Saint Hospics runs for a Nelyon representive in the GPA, he is assassinate by a group of cloners. The tragedy touchs the hardest of hearts. Luke Hunter turns himself in, and releases his clones.	Haqubad retires from the slug military begins his racing career.			Rketa loses their King in a demolision race.
596 G.E.	Lavaduder begins and ends his racing career.
598 G.E.	Badduder is born
601 G.E.	Cyan becomes a pop culture Icon
606 G.E.						Dagottle retires, becoming a advisor.
607 G.E.	Current year