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Romans 12:1
"I BESEECH you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service."

We are suppose to live for the Lord. While the Bible does describe people who wished for death suddenly. with Jeremiah and Elijah. King Saul even does it at 1 Chronicles 10:1-6
"NOW the Philistines fought against Israel; and the men of Israel fled from before the Philistines, and fell down slain in mount Gilboa. 2 And the Philistines followed hard after Saul, and after his sons; and the Philistines slew Jonathan, and Abinadab, and Malchi-shua, the sons of Saul. 3 And the battle went sore against Saul, and the archers hit him, and he was wounded of the archers. 4 Then said Saul to his armourbearer, Draw thy sword, and thrust me through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and abuse me. But his armourbearer would not; for he was sore afraid. So Saul took a sword, and fell upon it. 5 And when his armourbearer saw that Saul was dead, he fell likewise on the sword, and died. 6 So Saul died, and his three sons, and all his house died together."

It talks that it is punishment. It hurts others around you. Saul lost more than the battle and his life. His armor bearer didn't want to seem out of place. His men lost leadership and fled. Now that has been said, wow is suicide encouraged now a days. I blame japan's honor system. Suicide some how gets you respect, even though you didn't deserve it. So if that is how it goes. LET'S HAVE A SUICIDE HELP LINE!

1. If you are planning to kill your self you got to keep up with the times. Death by gun is soooo overrated. Hanging has become rather popular. Bleach is dropping on the markets, but still maintains a good life ender. Do not be that one guy that falls off a high building. If I see one more guy diving off a skyscraper. I'll kill him before he reaches the bottom. Cyanide is a classic, you can't go wrong with it.

2. Remember if your doing it twice, your doing it wrong. Once is good enough for a life time.

3. Do not forget to do a backflip. If you can't do a backflip you are an unprofessional suicider.

4. This is the information era. Please do the death live. Gah it's a shame so many have a problem turning on a camera. It is not that hard, 10 minutes set up, will gain you 3 more hours of sympathy from a stranger.

By the way can you imagine the clergy at these guy's funerals. Oh man an easy day. No one else is there to attend the funeral. So you can say what you like. wrap it up quickly. You might even crack a joke the audience is deader than the body in the coffin. Of course the hard part would be carrying the casket. As the only one that attended was nobody.

UPDATE 11-23-2019:
Paul Watson has made a video on the subject. This is my comment about. No don't feel sorry for them. 24.1% of America's suicide rate are White males (That is almost a 1 in 4 chance.), with natives males at 15.9% (wait wouldn't natives be worse since they are the smallest minor?) I am a white male. I do not regret it since God made me that way. However I laugh at these fools that killthemselves. It is an attention fiasco. Instead of joining in the hashtagamits and twitter shock reactionamjigs. Ask the question, why did they kill themselves? How can I avoid those mistakes? They find meaning in it as it is the only thing their lives know. As Paul puts in the video they glamourize suicide. Let the weak kill itself off. If you have suicide/depression, use that for fearlessness. Confront problems in your life. Suicide is a twisted sense of pride. Instead of determining God's purpose for you, you steal it from him.
Romans 8:28
"And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose."

Now some may say they lack purpose in life. Why is that? let's see in Proverbs 15:22
"Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the multitude of counsellers they are established."

Do not let the dispair of self pity, and depression get to you. You are a humble, and powerful servant of God. Look in your church, ask your pastor, decons, parents, and fellow christians what you can do for them. Ask your community, boss, city counsel if you can help in some way. Maybe it is as simple as holding a desk up for a minute. or as big as remodelling an entire building. In what ever way please the Lord, and give him the glory. That is your purpose.

1 Peter 2:9
"But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:"